Wife: Darling, do I please you in bed?
Hubby: Of course, you do. You always know how to make me happy.
Wife: Really? What is it that I do that you enjoy the most?
Hubby: Oh, there’s this one trick you do that’s just incredible.
Wife: What trick? Tell me, I want to know!
Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth. It’s the one where you shut your mouth and go to sleep.
Wife: (laughs) That’s not fair! I thought you were being serious.
Hubby: I am! It’s the best part of the night. You make me feel so peaceful.
Wife: You really are something else, aren’t you?
Hubby: Hey, I’m just being honest! I love my sleep.
