Dating Disasters Turned Comedy Gold

I matched with someone on a dating app who had no profile picture but decided to take a chance. When I met her, she was stunning and revealed she taught Sunday school.

During dinner, I lit a cigarette, but she declined, citing her Sunday school children. She also refused wine at the restaurant for the same reason.

Despite her refusals, we had a great conversation. On the drive home, I nervously asked if she wanted to get a room, and she agreed.

Surprised, I asked what she would tell her Sunday school children about this. She replied with a mischievous grin that she tells them they don’t need to smoke or drink to have a good time.

It was a surprising and amusing end to an unforgettable date.

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