Two drunks visit a brothel.

The madam takes a look at them and says to the girls,
“Get 2 inflatable dolls, these guys are too drunk to notice.”

During the walk home, one guy says to the other,
“I think my girl was dead, she never made a sound or moved.”

The second guy says,
“Well, I think mine was a witch.”

“Why do you think that?” asked the first guy.
“Well, I bit her on the arse, and then she flew out the window!!”

The first guy, wide-eyed, replied, “Well, that explains the broomstick I found under the bed!” They both burst into laughter, stumbling their way home.