In every marriage, frustration can arise, especially when one partner feels neglected.

 

 

This story takes that feeling to a humorous extreme when a wife decides to teach her husband a lesson—only to find herself on the receiving end of a joke.

Cranky because her husband came home late again, a woman left a note that read, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” She then hid under the bed to witness his reaction.

 

When the husband got home, he read the note, scribbled something on it, and made a phone call.

“She’s finally gone,” he said. “Yeah, about time. I’m on my way to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I can’t wait to do all the naughty things you like.”

Shocked and heartbroken, the wife watched as her husband left the house. Tearfully, she crawled out from under the bed and grabbed the note. It read: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes.”